Instagram was built for guys like Dan Bilzerian. The poker star’s Insta-feed is an otherworldly journey through the life of the definitive 21st Century playboy, stuffed with guns, cars, goats, controversial captions and, of course, girls. We’ve collected 10 of the most outrageous Dan Bilzerian Instagram posts of all time for your viewing pleasure – you won’t believe some of the stuff this guy gets up to!
9. Umm… what is she…? We’re pretty sure you’re not allowed to do this in a car – but maybe the same rules don’t apply on deck.
8. We’re not sure whether that stuff’s really suitable for a family vacation… Having said that, Bilzerian started out on his love affair with firearms at an early age, and even got in trouble for taking his father’s machine gun into school. It must run in the family.
7. Even millionaires play the lottery! We think that buying this many tickets is practically cheating. In case you were wondering, Bilzerian bought 100,000 tickets for the $1.4 billion Powerball dollar draw in 2016.
6. Who wouldn’t love to play real-life Fruit Ninja with a samurai sword, some watermelons and a bunch of bikini-clad models? If we had a $150 million fortune, this is the kind of surreal fantasy we’d devote ourselves to turning into a reality!
5. “I feel sorry for all you pussies in Hollywood that have to be politically correct”. Well, at least he’s honest.
4. C’mon Dan, what did those poor drones ever do to you?
3. This kind of thing was always likely to happen, given Blitz’s million-miles-per-hour lifestyle! This wouldn’t be the first time he’s had a run-in with the cops…
2. …but obviously, guys with this kind of money behind them don’t tend to stay locked up for very long!
Whatever you think of him, there are plenty of people out there who would sell their right arm to have a night out with this guy. The world would be a more boring place without renegades like Bilzerian in it. Keep up the Instagram posts, Blitz!